Episode #9 - MMMMM

Holla at ya boys! This might be our most dysfunctional episode yet, mainly due to our special guest, the homie Ryan Caraveo causing all kinds of chaos. The director’s cut of this podcast will never see the light of day, and we almost crash the ship at the end, but you’re gonna enjoy the hell out of this. In this episode: 5:42 Ryan’s LA Life — 13:27 Blueface’s potential movie career — 19:06 Drugs — 27:23 Trippin balls at Sasquatch — 38:10 Snake fear — 55:02 Vega for Class President — 1:01:12 Time Travel — 1:09:32 The juice game — 1:17:00 Live Monopoly podcast? — 1:37:15 Ryan gives an update on new music — 1:41:05 An offer Vega can’t refuse

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Episode #8 - I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson

What’s really good?? We back in cockpit again for this week’s voyage, joined by our very first special guest, the homie Shan! So get ready for even more hi-jinx and ridiculous ass conversation, because we definitely turn it up to 11 on this one. In this episode: 3:20 Robert Sylvester Kelly — 8:50 Liking old IG pics of girls on the homie’s phone — 14:12 Clippers jersey sponsor should be Vivid Entertainment — 22:26 Better rapper: Riley Reid or Chanel West Coast? — 30:59 Does ole girl get her $100K back from R.Kelly? — 38:24 Personal anxieties in jail — 53:26 How much to fight 1 round with current-aged Mike Tyson — 1:00:35 Tacko Fall — 1:18:14 Fist fighting with kids — 1:30:19 A very problematic hot teacher convo — 1:43:10 Lo hates Cheaters — 1:52:05 Does Paige have the best sex tape ever?

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Episode #7 - Who Does Anthrax?

Did you miss us? We missed y’all! Fresh off a week hiatus, we back with more. Once again, we appreciate every single one of y’all for tuning in. Keep spreading the word, and continue rocking with us! On this episode: 3:01 - J-Suss-e — 18:50 - Zombie hypotheticals — 29:23 - Mysterious strip club stains — 32:49 - Cardi B’s hygiene — 46:27 - Vega gets in trouble — 50:23 - Bathroom door status system — 55:31 - Chip talk — 1:03:26 - Lo and Vega guess the 7 fruits in Hawaiian Punch — 1:15:18 - The Big 3 of hip-hop — 1:35:26 - Nph capes for Ja Rule, again — 1:44:00 - Recycled slang — 1:54:55 - Favorite porn stars — 2:12:09 - R. Kelly makes bail — 2:19:10 - Thick women

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Episode #6 - Crackin Ass Christian Sex

What’s crackin peoples? Fresh off being snowed in all week (shout out Winter Storm Maya), we got pretty silly with this episode. Thank you to everyone that’s tuned in so far, we appreciate each and everyone of you! In this episode: 0:00 “On the last Fresh Prince” — 7:44 Fuck snow — 12:49 Valentine’s Day — 17:22 1st poop around your boo — 25:56 Bidet talk — 28:39 Robots — 39:16 Butt nekkid at the crib — 49:48 Story time with Lo — 57:03 Angela Bassett — 1:03:44 Ciara and Russell’s sex life — 1:06:15 Marilyn Monroe — 1:19:00 Vega builds an igloo — 1:26:11 Strange food combinations — 1:34:24 Fuck Gucci and Fuck Floyd — 1:40:58 Abducted in Plain Sight

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Episode #5 - NIG-FLIX™

Back at it like a craftmatic, this one gets ridiculous as we prep for Winter Storm Maya. In this episode: 1:45 Denzel — 8:46 NIG-FLIX™ — 16:59 Video Rental Stores — 21:49 White barbers doing Black hair for movies — 25:10 Rap Beefs — 32:52 Shad Moss — 42:32 Would you call the cops on your girl? — 46:06 Vega reminisces on almost being on Real World — 59:47 Milk talk — 1:03:20 Surviving awkward puberty — 1:15:59 Clubbin back in the day — 1:31:36 Racist Dr. Seuss — 1:36:03 Snowmageddon — 1:40:01 Our doppelgangers — 1:55:57 Neesons — 2:03:08 Lo hates good comedy — 2:10:26 Lo discovers the arrow in the FedEx logo  

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Episode #4 - The Girl Is Mine

Whatup peoples! We back at it again. Keeping it light and trim this week, and taking it back to the good old days. In this episode: 0:00 Cafe Arizona and The Doubletree — 2:22 Get-to-the-dance-floor song intros — 9:40 Producers with the best drops — 13:20 2000s R&B crushes Vol I — 24:18 Alternative medicine methods — 38:57 Senior Gang Correspondent Lo — 45:20 Update on Vega and Mya’s situationship — 47:00 2000s R&B crushes Vol II — 50:20 All praise to West Indian women — 1:01:50 Ineligible Dancing With The Stars contestants — 1:03:40 MJ the dancer vs Chris Brown the dancer — 1:11:10 2000s R&B crushes Vol III — 1:17:46 Senior Knicks Correspondent Nph copes with losing Porzingis — 1:20:05 Non-Black friends that used to say THAT word

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Episode #3 - Team Blackout

Once again it’s on. Thank y’all for your support so far, we poured up some Henny and got real ridiculous this week. In this episode: 0:16 Who’s house? Run’s house — 7:32 Fyre Fest scenarios — 13:21 Why can’t Ja Rule be a scammer? — 19:03 50 Cent concert vs Ja Rule concert — 23:22 Reminiscing about file sharing — 29:56 Is Nick Cannon a scammer? — 35:57 Fresh Prince auntie roll call — 40:19 RIP Upstream Festival, what went wrong? — 42:53 Let’s be real about Carter V — 50:05 Old pics of Morgan Freeman, James Earl Jones and OJ Simpson — 53:07 Showing out at your ex’s place of business — 1:02:26 Dirty macking — 1:05:09 Mya and Vega’s fairytale story — 1:18:56 Virgo on Virgo crime — 1:25:19 David Carr vs Stephen A — 1:40:27 What if Black Panther wins Best Picture and Album of the Year? — 1:44:38 Lo rants about “Glass” and we run down M Night Shyamalan — 1:53:19 Chris Brown ALWAYS in some shit — 2:03:46 Do rape accusations ACTUALLY  harm a man’s rep? — 2:18:27 Lo and Nph give random Football opinions

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Episode #2 - Mister Cruz

Back at it once again. Thank y’all for listening to the last episode, we got a fun one for you this week! In this episode: 1:08 Ten Year Challenge a conspiracy? — 6:43 Bad times at Waffle House — 8:58 Would you go on “Naked and Afraid”? — 16:00 Blackbuster films discussion — 24:19 How Soulja Boy changed music — 29:11 Nasty football injuries — 38:49 Seattle’s dead ass nightlife — 42:01 Obama’s durag & Black hair upkeep/grooming — 53:03 Is Chris Brown Pop or R&B? — 59:13 Album sales vs streaming numbers — 1:06:42 Back in the day cell phones — 1:11:27 Men can no longer read rhythm — 1:24:19 Jerking off before all big decisions — 1:29:02 High School mischief — 1:39:50 Is The Bite still a thing? — 1:45:55 Kevin Hart, shut the fuck up — 1:55:10 Happy birthday Aaliyah, but were you overrated?

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